Inventions That Show How Lazy Humans Are

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1/11 The Egg Cracker… because using your hands is for peasants.
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2/11 Is your milk or orange juice carton too heavy? That’s ok, you can just Roll n’ Pour!
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3/11 The Mr. Sniffles Egg Separator takes all of the hard work out of separating your eggs and adds plenty of disgust to the process
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4/11 Are you in the bad habit of only eating part of your banana? Wth the Nana saver, you can start as many bananas as you can’t finish.
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5/11 Are you tired of having to stick your hand all the way into the pickle jar to retrieve one? Enter: the Pickle Picker.
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6/11 Is your wrist tired after you enjoy your ice cream? Never again with the motorized ice cream cone.
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7/11 When you need to spice up your daily milk drinking routine, let this plastic cow head vomit it into your glass.
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8/11 Have you been contemplating how to make eating pizza even easier? Let the pizza fork do half the work for you.
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9/11 Eating noodles can be a messy process. Save your hair and your clothes with the Noodle Splatter Shield.
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10/11 Who has the time in 2014 to slice up a banana? No one. That’s why we have the banana slicer.
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11/11 Traditional pizza cutters are on their way out to make room for the latest and greatest in pizza cutlery: the Pizza Scissors Spatula.
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