Fight for your Friday Funny (Dec 12)

Publish Date
Friday, 12 December 2014, 9:33AM

Sarah won again this week, taking the score to 16-14!  Next week will decide the years winner...here’s this week’s winning joke....

 

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must present something relating to or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter asks, ‘How do these represent Christmas?’  The man answered: ‘They’re Carol’s.’