- Publish Date
- Friday, 14 November 2014, 10:18AM
A woman gets home, whirls her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter....just get the hell out!