Toni reveals the mortifying thing her 2-year-old said that made her RUN out of a beach changing room

Publish Date
Thursday, 25 January 2018, 1:30PM

Every parent will know that young children can be uninhibitedly curious at times and this can lead to them saying things that leave anyone in earshot, red in the face.

This is exactly what happened when Toni took her two daughters into a hot crowded changing room at the beach, and it left her absolutely mortified.

"My little Mackenzie, she’s 2, so I get her dressed first and then I sit her down on the bench," Toni said, recounting the story on air.

"I start to put on my togs and I see Mackenzie glance to her right and she’s clearly looking at something. It’s one of those situations where you’re kid’s just stare, and I hope whatever she’s staring at, it’s not going to end badly for me.

"I’ve got my bottoms on at this stage and I’m about to put on my bikini top, and Mackenzie goes, 'Mummy, mummy!' and she’s starting to point.

"And I’m like, 'oh no! I’ve got to stop this' because I don’t know what the hell is going to come out of her mouth here.

"Then she carries on, 'Mummy, mummy!' and the next thing - it just comes out - and there’s just no way I can stop it.

"'Mummy, mummy! That lady has FUR on her botty like YOU!'"

And to make matters worse "she said it really loud."

Toni revealed that she felt like she was "dying" of embarrassment as Mackenzie was referring to "her 'front botty'".

"The thing is, then I realised I’d sat her down on the bench right in front of me so she was exactly at the height where she’d get a full view of the ... 'fur'.

"I scrambled my bags up and I shovelled those kids out of that changing room so damn fast, like, 'let’s get to the beach'!"

After Toni's humiliating tale, Sam remarked, "I can’t believe what you’ve just revealed about your own personal grooming though."

To which Toni laughed, "I am not a bear, I am not a bear!"

Listen to Toni's embarrassing story in full:

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