Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roasting
- Publish date
- Monday, 16 Mar 2015, 8:09AM
Here are the best jokes from the night:
"Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one." - Kevin Hart
"Justin's fan are called beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word r*****s." – Natasha Legerro
"Justin, I don't like your music. I think it's bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy" – Hannibal Buress
"Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people." - Shaquille O'Neal
"Justin wants to be black so bad he's actually seen Kevin Hart's movies in theaters." – Ludacris
"Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do" - Jeff Ross
"Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right." - Snoop Dogg
"Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house - not gangsta" - Kevin Hart
"Martha Stewart: Thanks for coming. I'll bet that's something you don't do much of anymore."
"Kevin Hart is so short, he calls Lil Wayne, Wayne."
At the end of the event, Bieber said: "Damn, you guys were brutal.
"This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I'll tell them I got my d*** kicked in. I should have known."Â
And then, taking a more serious tone, the superstar looked straight into the camera and apologised for his bad behavior in the past.Â
He said: "I lost some of my best qualities. I'm looking forward to being someone to be proud of. Someone close to me once said how you rise from a fall is how you are truly defined as a man."
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