Guy Leaves Letter For His Neighbours After They Were Too Loud During Sex

Publish date
Thursday, 10 Mar 2016, 12:05PM

It's always rather awkward when you hear two people getting intimate...

But this guy decided to go about it in a pretty hilarious way, when he was sick of overhearing his neighbours!

The letter was posted to Imgur, and it's since gone viral.

The letter reads:

"Hello neighbours!

It's cool and all that you're getting laid and stuff, but the bed squeaking is getting really annoying. I'm not asking you to stop. I ain't no douche, I'm just asking you to find a way to make the bed a little quieter. Tighten up the screws or tie that bitch down. Have sex on the floor or on the couch.

I'm trying to be cool about it but one of the people that live here is ready to make a noise complaint or something because it happens so late at night. But I can assure you that will not happen.

To show you that we are cool with you getting laid, we have included some condoms for you to use. Not sure if you have ever used them before or if you prefer a different brand, but these looked like a good choice.

Anyways enjoy the sex.

P.S. We take no responsibility for broken condoms. This is true for all condoms so try to be safe dude. Don't want a kid walking around any time soon XD"

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