Men create bizarre pink ‘Period Gloves’ and what women have to say about it is absolutely hilarious

Three men in Germany decided what women really need right now is a pink glove so that they don't have to touch tampons when removing them.
The men who clearly thought the tampon removal process somehow was a problem that needed a solution have now apologised for their "big mistake" - but only after they received worldwide backlash for their idea and were accused of further stigmatising periods.
Wow. Just. Wow. pic.twitter.com/z9gj5NqahU
— Tabetha Wallace (@TabethaWatching) April 14, 2021
Their glove, called "Pinky" - of course - promised to resolve a non-existing problem by turning into a little baggy (kind of like a poo bag for dogs) so women could dispose of tampons without - god forbid - having to look at or potentially touch any blood.
Perpetuating the idea that periods are somehow disgusting and must be hidden (by something pink, of course), the men apparently did not expect the backlash that ensued.
The men argued they came up with the idea after talking to female friends who raised the challenges of disposing of tampons - a problem women on social media are pointing out is not actually a thing.
Me: "Why would they bother making a garbage bag in the shape of a glove"
— Sala (@Sala89545215) April 14, 2021
because I didn't understand they think women need to WEAR a glove to take out a tampon or unstick a pad. My dumb, smooth, lady brain just refused to make that connection.
1. Men use a hand urinating, and are constantly adjusting or otherwise handling their junk
— Lisa Senecal (@lcsenecal) April 14, 2021
2. Studies show few men wash their hands after using public restrooms
But sure, men, make and shame women into using female genital gloves because our bodies freak you out.
Grow TF up.
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The pinky glove caused an uproar, with women pointing out the fact that men keep creating problems that shame women, only for them to then come up with a solution, while men hold their penis with their hand while going urinating, with a percentage of them not even washing their hands afterwards - and yet no glove has been created to "solve" that problem.
Note that the two women from @its_me_ooia, who sell washable period panties, did NOT receive investment in the same TV show two years ago. Money comes when men sell expensive pink waste as a solution for a „women‘s problem“. #pinkygloves
— LangueDoc (@ijscreme) April 14, 2021
Lol... apparently they've never heard of toilet paper
— TheWickedWench (@melizzle71) April 14, 2021
I’m so confused about what problem they think they’re solving. Do they think we don’t know how to wash our hands after handling used sanitary products?
— Laika the Space Dog (@MMendlowPhD) April 14, 2021
Surprisingly, the men, who clearly think periods are unclean, had no trouble finding investors to back the idea of the pinky glove.
A few Twitter users compared that to the troubles others have had finding investors for actual useful products such as period underwear.
Why? Just why? Pads come with a wrapper. Wrap them back up.
— Jessie Ferguson (@unicornshitonu) April 14, 2021
I can’t stop laughing. So how do we discreetly get rid of the glove then? A bright pink cosmetic bag? Do we need to carry around little pink garbage bags?? When does it stop!? 😂😂😂😂
— Lena (@LenaMamaBean) April 14, 2021
So they took something that already existed and made it pink and, let me guess, it’s going to cost more than buying a bulk box of gloves? Of course it will. I wonder what their next big idea will be. Maybe pink toilet paper.
— Lisa (@Lisonia) April 14, 2021
As if hands can't be washed...
— Get Me Off This Ride PODCAST 🙅 (@GetMeTFasap) April 16, 2021
The men eventually took to Instagram to apologise however with a "but", seemingly congratulating themselves for bringing the issue of periods into public discourse.
I kid you not.
This article was first published on the NZ Herald and is republished here with permission.
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