There’s a new Fifty Shades book and fans can't stop giggling at it!
- Publish date
- Monday, 4 Dec 2017, 4:13PM

Whether you've read the books, watched the films or not, everyone knows about the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' franchise.
But now, there’s a new book in the series told from Christian's perspective - and it has fans in hysterics over how cringe/weird the writing is.
Titled 'Darker: Fifty Shades Darker as Told by Christian', the scene that has people in uncontrollable giggles involves Anastasia and Christian feeling a lot of sexual tension while they're cooking together in the kitchen.
The passage starts off as follows:
My c*** approves, big-time. 'I know what you're doing, Anastasia.'
'I think it's called cooking,' she says with disingenuous sincerity.
Oh. Playful Anastasia. Is she finally realising the power she has over me?
Grabbing another knife, she joins me at the chopping board, peeling and slicing garlic, shallots, and French beans. She takes every opportunity to bump into me. She's not subtle.
She takes the vegetables and places them beside the gently smoking wok.
'If you do that again, Anastasia, I'm going to take you on the kitchen floor.'
'You'll have to beg me first,' she counters.
'I think we'll eat later.' Because right now I'm going to f*** your brains out. 'Put the chicken in the fridge.'
In the new Christian Grey book they literally start having sex halfway through making a stir fry. pic.twitter.com/Zfq3JIMm5W
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 28, 2017
And that is when the Twitter frenzy started...
'put the chicken in the fridge' is my opening line on tinder https://t.co/0gsSX3oM5x
— Elena Cresci (@elenacresci) November 28, 2017
I hope she washed her hands after handling raw chicken. https://t.co/ggJgcbXHV2
— Good King Jen-ceslas (@jennywhojenny) November 29, 2017
Holy shit, the adherence to kitchen and food safety in this is admirable.
— Philly Byrne 🎄 (@PhilipNByrne) November 28, 2017
You can't be too careful with chicken, although it is inadvisable to put hot meat straight in the fridge.
— Nick Walker (@nickw84) November 28, 2017
“Anastasia closed the fridge and glanced proudly at her Food Hygiene Level 1 Certificate, which was held securely in place by a Duff bottle opener magnet and a I ❤️ Mallorca one. ‘Can’t mess around with chicken’ she breathed sexually”.
— Charlie Fairhead 🐝 (@TeaCider) November 28, 2017
If you're wondering what happened after they had finished the intimate moment, here's the next passage:
Here’s their post sex chat, btw: “I think it might be the Coldplay.” pic.twitter.com/PUA9MUnPJE
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 28, 2017
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