Maid Of Honour Raps Wedding Speech To 'Ice Ice Baby'

Publish Date
Tuesday, 9 February 2016, 4:34PM

This maid of honour speech is WAY TOO GOOD.

Some bits are a little hard to understand so here are the lyrics:

Yo wedding guests lets kick it 
Ice ice baby 
Ice ice baby 

Alright stop grab your drink & listen 
We're all here for a wedding convention 
Something grabbed a hold of them tightly
H & Paul both daily & nightly 
Will it ever stop, erm No 
They're a perfect couple with the love they show 
To the extreme h is hot like a candle 
Pauls laid back so its easy to handle 
Dance we're going to tear up the room
Drink & be merry for the bride & groom
Bob the dogs like their kid
Once he even shit out forty quid 
Love it or hate it pobs always in the gym 
He trains like a beast just ask our Kim
If there was a problem they can solve it 
Pass H the wine she'll always involve it 

Paul & hayley 
They're married baby 
Paul & hayley 
Check out her ice ice baby 

Singing thats how h rolls
I could listen all day it never gets old 
Sisters shes like no other 
Words cant express how much i love her 
Piss pot describes hayley to be fair
Always on facebook with her legs in the air 
Classy my sister could be a wag 
Although this one time she was sick in her bag 
Lovely thats the way she looks today 
But not just to look at shes gorge in every way
Dizzy theres nothing she cant lose 
Keys bag phone but never her booze 
Rugby paul watches on tv 
H knows the crack to leave him be 
Hes a bit scouse & sounds like a crank 
Im not worried we'll make him manc
Fitness Paul's lean & mean 
Once he even turned up in a fitness magazine 
Perfect for each other thats what i saw
Couldnt wish for a better brother in law 
Babies soon will come 
So get to work paul & get the job done
Happy thats what they are together 
Not just today but forever & ever
Paul we're all so proud so take a bow 
Mainly because shes your problem now 
Family two are now one
Our new relationship has just begun 
Thank you for joining us today 
We're gonna have a blast in every way 
If there was a problem they can solve it 
Check out their love whilst my dj revolves it 

Paul & hayley 
They're married baby 
Paul & hayley 
Paul you picked right right baby 

H & Pob are the names they carried 
Hob & Pob now your married
Attraction started in previous years 
We're here today after many many beers
Clearly its a story of true love 
The stars aligned from up above 
Support & love is what you've got 
Not just me all this lot 
People my raps coming to an end 
But not before we toast our friends
Everyone raise your drink 
We can do this toast in sync
To the happy couple love & laughter 
Most of all happy ever after 
If there was a problem they can solve it 
Raise your wine, lets involve it

Paul & hayley 
There married baby 
Paul & hayley 
Pass me a big drink baby 

Maid of honour out.