Maid Of Honour Raps Wedding Speech To 'Ice Ice Baby'
- Publish Date
- Tuesday, 9 February 2016, 4:34PM
This maid of honour speech is WAY TOO GOOD.
Some bits are a little hard to understand so here are the lyrics:
Yo wedding guests lets kick itÂ
Ice ice babyÂ
Ice ice babyÂ
Alright stop grab your drink & listenÂ
We're all here for a wedding conventionÂ
Something grabbed a hold of them tightly
H & Paul both daily & nightlyÂ
Will it ever stop, erm NoÂ
They're a perfect couple with the love they showÂ
To the extreme h is hot like a candleÂ
Pauls laid back so its easy to handleÂ
Dance we're going to tear up the room
Drink & be merry for the bride & groom
Bob the dogs like their kid
Once he even shit out forty quidÂ
Love it or hate it pobs always in the gymÂ
He trains like a beast just ask our Kim
If there was a problem they can solve itÂ
Pass H the wine she'll always involve itÂ
Paul & hayleyÂ
They're married babyÂ
Paul & hayleyÂ
Check out her ice ice babyÂ
Singing thats how h rolls
I could listen all day it never gets oldÂ
Sisters shes like no otherÂ
Words cant express how much i love herÂ
Piss pot describes hayley to be fair
Always on facebook with her legs in the airÂ
Classy my sister could be a wagÂ
Although this one time she was sick in her bagÂ
Lovely thats the way she looks todayÂ
But not just to look at shes gorge in every way
Dizzy theres nothing she cant loseÂ
Keys bag phone but never her boozeÂ
Rugby paul watches on tvÂ
H knows the crack to leave him beÂ
Hes a bit scouse & sounds like a crankÂ
Im not worried we'll make him manc
Fitness Paul's lean & meanÂ
Once he even turned up in a fitness magazineÂ
Perfect for each other thats what i saw
Couldnt wish for a better brother in lawÂ
Babies soon will comeÂ
So get to work paul & get the job done
Happy thats what they are togetherÂ
Not just today but forever & ever
Paul we're all so proud so take a bowÂ
Mainly because shes your problem nowÂ
Family two are now one
Our new relationship has just begunÂ
Thank you for joining us todayÂ
We're gonna have a blast in every wayÂ
If there was a problem they can solve itÂ
Check out their love whilst my dj revolves itÂ
Paul & hayleyÂ
They're married babyÂ
Paul & hayleyÂ
Paul you picked right right babyÂ
H & Pob are the names they carriedÂ
Hob & Pob now your married
Attraction started in previous yearsÂ
We're here today after many many beers
Clearly its a story of true loveÂ
The stars aligned from up aboveÂ
Support & love is what you've gotÂ
Not just me all this lotÂ
People my raps coming to an endÂ
But not before we toast our friends
Everyone raise your drinkÂ
We can do this toast in sync
To the happy couple love & laughterÂ
Most of all happy ever afterÂ
If there was a problem they can solve itÂ
Raise your wine, lets involve it
Paul & hayleyÂ
There married babyÂ
Paul & hayleyÂ
Pass me a big drink babyÂ
Maid of honour out.
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